Feels like a mess most of the time. The physics are wonky, and the controls can be a pain. Still, it’s oddly addictive, even when it frustrates. Maybe I’ll get past this level someday, but probably not anytime soon.
COVER ORANGE: PIRATES features neat yet tricky gameplay with quirky physics. The levels require sharp timing and luck, making it hard to master. The wonky physics sometimes make jumps unpredictable, but that’s part of the chaos. It keeps you coming back, even when you’re annoyed.
There are no fancy loadouts here. Just play with what you find and hope for the best. No need to overthink your setup. Sometimes the simplest approach works best, even if it feels like cheating. That’s what I do most of the time.
Pro tip: aim for the tricky asymmetric angles. You might stumble upon shortcuts. Don’t get discouraged if you fail a dozen times, that’s just part of the game’s annoying charm. Keep trying and you’ll see small wins, eventually.
The story isn’t complex but confusing. You follow a pirate through silly levels with unpredictable physics. The ending is a bit anticlimactic, leaving you wondering if all that frustration was worth it. Still, it’s a decent time-waster.
